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car of my dreams? very likelyMaybe it's just me but I wondered what the Fiat would look like as a convertable. So I then deleted the roof off of the Fear It and it looked rather nifty, so I ditched the spikes along the sides and then the windows from the doors and decided it needed a new paint job. Having messed around with lotsa different colours I've settled on a nice green colour. Anyhoo, check the preview style pic below. Errol Out Perfect

more cockups than jenna jameson has had hot mealsBeing the bright spark I am I uploaded the wrong Fear It. Click the pic to get a proper version. Errol Out

probably my badA few people have been having problems with the noncars on the Splat Pack levels so I've zipped up my entire noncars folder and uploaded it :) Just download this file HERE and unzip it into your noncars folder and overwrite any existing files. Errol Out

just fear itYup, the Fear It (that's a bad wordplay on 'Fiat' by the way) is completed. This latest version includes a nifty-blade(tm) and multiple stabby-spikes(tm) so click the pic below to download this rather odd automobile. And I'd just like to make it clear that playing with knives and spikes isn't cool and you could loose an eye or something. This has been another public service announcement from Toxic Ragers. Errol Out

more emails than you can shake a stick atSweet, out of the 30 odd emails I received altogether EVERYONE wanted spikes and a few people suggested blades too! Because I'm a nice guy I whipped up a nifty-blade(tm) based on the one on the original Eagle. Check the pic below to see what I mean. A couple of other ideas were submitted which I'm also going to do so the release has been pushed back to tomorrow night. Thanks to everyone who emailed me and I'm definately thinking of making this a regular thing (asking for suggestions on cars I'm working on) Errol Out With and then some

sorry whiplash!Ages ago I released CWR's Santamaro and then Whiplash - being the natural born skinner that he is - crafted a nifty skin for it called Fuel. He asked me whether I'd release it over at TR and I said yes. Problem is I have a brain like a sieve and forgot near instantly. Matt just reminded me about it and so here it is, a little late but still very nice. Sorry Whiplash. Errol Out

now that is out of the way...I'm working on a Fiat knockoff called the Fear It and I've run into a problem. With Spikes or without spikes? That is the question. Drop me a line and let me know, the car will be released in whatever flavour you people decide tomorrow. Errol Out With

one hundred and fifty two!!Well, head on over to the Carma 1 2 Carma 2 page to grab all the Splat Pack maps. Thanks once again to Alan and XRay for the hefty roles they played in these conversions, without their help I never could have done them. Errol Out

someone call the rspca Or not. Last week Matt (of Carmageddon City fame) said I drank/sniffed bleach. I strongly denied these allegations as they just weren't true. But now he's gone too far. He's said I mistreat my pet monkey, Mojo, by force feeding him, and I quote, "a popular brand of household battery". This is a blatent lie! Sure, Mojo is partial to a watch battery every now and again but which monkey isn't ? But to say I force feed Mojo anything is just unfair. Having questioned him Matt said he has evidence to prove this cruelty but I believe this is just a lie. Matt, I've had it up to here with your shenannigins, you have been warned. Errol Ou... oh yeah, go to get 6 more splat pack maps from the maps page. Last one to be released tomorrow. Errol Out

round and round and round and roundThanks to XRay you can now get the circuit maps from the C1 to C2 page. Errol Out

new and improved whoops......now with added "My Bad". I forgot to upload the new Noncars.zip you'll need, grab it from the top of the C1 2 C2 page. Errol Out

whoops...There are now links to the first 9 splat pack maps on the C1 2 C2 page. Errol Out

resting like a monkey on valium ;)After the Dam maps I decided to have a little rest but I started work again about two hours ago and finished the ice levels and part finished the race track levels. The problem with the race track is ped placement, I can't seem to get it to look right, I'll see if XRay can help me later. Errol Out

working like a monkey on speedWoop! The dam maps are completed. In my opinion these are the best maps from the Splat Pack because they're soooo big at the same time as being small. Haven't a clue what I'm talking about? No worries, I don't either. Errol Out

awww, i'm gonna miss that I don't have to be on the 8:10am bus to Llangollen anymore. I reaaaally liked that bus. Anyhoo, I've just finished the Aztec / Inca maps. Next on my list are the Dam maps. Errol Out

goooooooooood moooooooooorrrrrrrning......Wrrrrrrreeeeeeexxxxxhaaaaaaammmm. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it does it? Oh well. I've now finished my Programming course and will be at home until I find a job, so I'm making the most of my time ;) No, I don't mean that you sick monkeys, there is more to life than just exercising your right arm. Yes, there is, now put away those magazines, I've already told you that it'll make you go blind. Anyhoo, I finished converting the Castle maps about 50mins ago and now I'm just wrapping up the Inca levels. Oh, and I know you won't be reading this before I upload it at about 6ish tonight but never mind. Errol Out

mission failedThere are only 40 mins left until cutoff time and I'm as tired as a skoda owner in the lake district. There's not much chance of the Splat Pack being released tonight. With the major help of XRay I've got most of the noncars transferred across, it's just this ped placement is taking alot longer than I thought it would. I'll try to get the castle maps finished but no promises. Errol Out

47meg upload, at a maximum of 3.6k/sec... ...would take at least 13055 seconds, which is 217 minutes, which is just over 3 and a half hours. So why did it take me bloody 4 and a half hours?? Head over to the C1 to C2 maps page to download all the maps and noncars in one very large zip. Errol Out

i have no love but only goalsWell, my mission (if I choose to accept it) is to convert all the Splat Pack maps into C2 by the end of the weekend. Sounds easy, lets see if it's possible... Errol Out

lies, all of 'emI'd like to end the vicious lies that Matt over at Carmageddon City is spreading about me. I don't sniff bleach, I don't drink bleach, I don't do anything with bleach other than occasionally clean stuff with it. And kids, drinking or sniffing any household chemicals isn't cool, it's stupid. And say no to drugs too, and alcohol because strong drink is a mocker. Oh, and don't smoke either, or eat fatty foods. Actually, don't eat meat, become a vegitarian. Oh, and don't watch TV because it'll give you square eyes and I really don't think you should have those mags that you've got stuffed under your bed, it'll make you go blind you know if you keep doing it as often as you do. Oh, and finally, shop smart, shop S-Mart. Errol Out

sorted. respect due.Yes, this is it, all the Carmageddon maps converted over to Carmageddon 2! This mighty project wouldn't have been possible without the help of Matt, Alan and last - but certainly not least - XRay. There are no bugs that I know of but there are a few modifications I'm working on (smashables mainly) for some of the maps, but no promises for when these'll be released or even if they will be released. Well, the next logical step is the Splat Pack but I want a short rest and won't start on that until at least Friday ;) Errol Ou.. Oh, and go to the C1 To C2 page to get the last of the maps, Errol Out

arggghhhI'm spending longer and longer "playtesting" these maps, I'm gonna have to work like a monkey on smack to finish this last lot. Anyhoo, head over to the maps page to grab the second industrial set. Errol Out

gawds, i can't think of a funny topicI reckon you don't care about the topic, do you my little map monkeys. You're here for the latest batch of C1 to C2 maps, well head on over to the maps page to grab the city batch 2. Errol Out

take me far, far away from here......fun, fun, fun *Ba ba ba ba* In the sun, sun, sun. Heh, you know me, always going from one extreme to another; the latest batch of maps are the desert ones. Go grab them from the Carma 1 to Carma 2 maps page. Anyhoo, that's about it for tonight, Errol Out

it's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere......I'm all alone, more or less. Head on over to the C1 to C2 maps page and grab the Snowy maps and don't forget to grab the new noncars.zip too. Errol Out

at the bus-stop......never go up to a girl and say "Those are nice breasts, can I have a feel?". This life lesson has been brought to you by Toxic Ragers. Head over to the Carma 1 to Carma 2 maps page to get the third and final set of beach maps, also brought to you by Toxic Ragers. Errol Out

that's all folks...Having just finished uploading Beach batch two (includes Beef Curtains, Coastal Carnage and Hitch-Hiker Harvest) I don't have time to upload anymore tonight. I'll try and get the rest up tomorrow night. Errol Out

life's a beach and then you die.At least I think that's how the saying goes. The first batch of the Beach maps have been released over at the C1 To C2 page. Also the noncars.zip has been updated again, so don't forget to redownload it. Errol Out

eww, my roof is all goopyYup, the next set of C1 maps is here and they're the first batch of City maps. Blood on the Rooftops, Avenue of Atrocities and Top Gear Thrash. Also, the noncars.zip has been updated so you'll need to regrab that (and the link now works too :)) Anyhoo, if you got Avenue of Atrocites last weekend then you'll need to redownload it as this new version includes peds and noncars :) Errol Out

residential, commercial andIndustrial! Yeah, the first set of industrial maps are now available for download from the C1 To C2 page. These include Acid Reign, MagnaChem Mayhem and Ramp Rampage. Errol Out

sowwyYeah, updates have been getting pretty sparse as of late but I hope to rectify this tonight. With some major help from X-Ray and Alan I've converted all the C1 maps into C2 and will be releasing them all (if BT allow me) tonight :) Anyhoo, the first batch are out, those being all the mines maps. Get them from the C1 To C2 page. Errol Out